Today I Discovered the hideous truth about myself... I am host to a hungry angry baby... A baby that yells and cries when I don't satisfy it with every disgusting food I can think of... Yes, the Hungry Angry Baby reared its ugly head today. It literally cried and whined till I ate. I mean all my life this baby has lived inside me and for the most part its been happy just living as a itty bitty 10 pound thing. But then it wasn't happy and it ballooned. Now this Hungry Angry Toddler, weighing 60 odd pounds is driving me insane. I want it gone!
it's times like this that makes me want Doctor Who type logic to actually exist. How awesome would it be to have a weight loss program where the fat literally walks away? I mean seriously... its a little weird to think about but to give birth to 60 little alien fat babies... whats the harm?
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