Today I Discovered the hideous truth about myself... I am host to a hungry angry baby... A baby that yells and cries when I don't satisfy it with every disgusting food I can think of... Yes, the Hungry Angry Baby reared its ugly head today. It literally cried and whined till I ate. I mean all my life this baby has lived inside me and for the most part its been happy just living as a itty bitty 10 pound thing. But then it wasn't happy and it ballooned. Now this Hungry Angry Toddler, weighing 60 odd pounds is driving me insane. I want it gone!
it's times like this that makes me want Doctor Who type logic to actually exist. How awesome would it be to have a weight loss program where the fat literally walks away? I mean seriously... its a little weird to think about but to give birth to 60 little alien fat babies... whats the harm?
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Where to blog?
I have two active blogs in which I write my angry thoughts... So which thought do I write where? No one's reading either. So where to post what thought.
Well I know something that belongs here.
I recently saw a documentary about sex. I mean it was like a how to manual on various sexual positions. Here's where I'm totally uncomfortable with the documentary. I get that it was "artful", I get that it was just a step by step how to and a listing of pros and cons. It's intention as a documentary was not the same as a pronographic movie. AND yet here i sit uncomfortable at the fact that I really wasn't bothered by it. well... I was and I wasn't. It's weird. I have never had sex so I am not familiar with the ins and outs of how to do something or why something is done and I'm sure I'll ask my husband if/when that day comes but I'm watching this and wondering whats the point? How many different ways is there to plug in the light socket? Apperantly there are over thousands of ways. WElll... No siree... No thank you. I'll be the prude in the corner.
Wow... Now that i've actually written it I don't know if I actually want to post it.
Well I know something that belongs here.
I recently saw a documentary about sex. I mean it was like a how to manual on various sexual positions. Here's where I'm totally uncomfortable with the documentary. I get that it was "artful", I get that it was just a step by step how to and a listing of pros and cons. It's intention as a documentary was not the same as a pronographic movie. AND yet here i sit uncomfortable at the fact that I really wasn't bothered by it. well... I was and I wasn't. It's weird. I have never had sex so I am not familiar with the ins and outs of how to do something or why something is done and I'm sure I'll ask my husband if/when that day comes but I'm watching this and wondering whats the point? How many different ways is there to plug in the light socket? Apperantly there are over thousands of ways. WElll... No siree... No thank you. I'll be the prude in the corner.
Wow... Now that i've actually written it I don't know if I actually want to post it.
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